Doesn't Work

Since I am 1 of 6 ppl in the world who does not use Facebook, I am unable to see those pictures. If they are completely disrespectful towards Kev, please copy and paste them. If it's 2/2 (or the full Ocean's franchise for you math majors) in the shower together, please do not post that.

-Bill

There he is

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31179769&op=1&view=all&subj=16003116&id=16003072&ref=mf#pid=31179769&id=16003072

Where is the other 1/2 of Oceans?

P.S.

Is that 1/2 of the Oceans franchise DOING the hooking up on Russ' lap?! Jesus - it was bad enough before but it sure looks like Oceans is just completely disrespecting the 4's franchise - what a slap in the face.. I love it

Wow

Wow that's pretty amazing... Russ is STRUGGLIN. I think I'd rather get dropkicked in the temple by someone wearing work boots than have people hook up literally on my lap. Nice life Kev - 4's have hit rock bottom

-Willy

CASSE'S OFFSEASON?

Thanks for the update, Russ!

Siena

SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Woods

Guns still Confident

Although the Top Guns are pulling it up the rear in the annual March Madness Bracket, Pete Mitchell remains confident. You might ask why, since everyone basically has the same bracket. That question was posed to Maverick at his daily press conference and he responded with "Josh Duell. Siena Saints. Get off me."

I have..........

Nice ham tits in that pic.

BE A MAN, SIGN YOUR NAME... gotta love it, that had to have been Charles - well done


-Walty

Cue up the "who posted that crap? BE A MAN, SIGN YOUR NAME" response from Walt

The Return...

Walton's Workout

This is a recent picture taken of Mark Dawley of the Dawlinators. After hearing what Commish had to say about the appropriate Chesney Body, Walt has decided to hit the gym. Those biceps just won't cut it draft-day weekend. I thought they brought all the guns to Iraq, Walt?

-B.W.

Can Champs Repeat?

Hey lets be serious here, we have to give credit where credit is due. The champs, albeit a pair of losers, really suprised in year 1. Not only did they have some success, but they have the #2 pick in this years draft. To be honest, I'm trying to come up with some things to say here, but i really just wanted to post these pictures for two reasons: 1) they're funny 2) it's getting me amped up for Chesney 08. Now, if you'll excuse me, i need to go do some pushups in my hotel room as part of the Chesney Training Regimen I am starting. (hey you can't get those guns viv is showing off by sitting on your tush like Nators all day!)---Guns

Woods likes Hookers

Esp this pig, good for Spitzer. Guy is an animal. No dome caps allowed. Going to die in a year od AIDS but hell, it was a good run

Keep It says:

That is one of the creepiest pictures I have ever seen.

RUSS TO SIGN HOOK?

LETS F'in GO SHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woods looking for a deal.

Deal me at rcdawley35@hotmail.com.... looking for a deal

Riggins Adds To Coaching Staff

33 has added a fresh face to the sidelines in El Toro.







Though some scouts have been less than flattering regarding the Knights RB corps, the addition of this guy certainly cements the Knights claim to the greatest fictional backfield in the history of the GOM.

How's Your Burger?

Mading Mading

You might know Mading Mading from his work in the early 90's classic, The Air Up There, where he stared alongside Kevin Bacon, Egg & Cheese.

Wed Night- ESPN2 @ 7:00PM

Sacred Heart University (college that produced the greats Guns and Woods) will be playing Mt. St. Mary's for a tourney bid. I know the Guns are excited as am I. With Mading Mading (Manute Bol's nephew) red shirting for the 14th year in a row this could be a barn burner. Look for SHU to call in secret weapon James Wright for some help

How Oceans & 4's get around campus

ICOM

JP Shay: The ulcer?

Mental: Ill live.

Atomic Pepper?

Would you like an atomic pepper, Mr. Mentaliano?

Calling out BTR!

are you still recovering from the atomic pepper? you're lack of involvement has not been well received by the GOM! pick it up!

Dime Mock (as told to the Top Guns)

1) Co Selects Darren "Papa" McFadden
2) Chucks select Rashard Mendenhall
3) Guns select Jonathan Stewart
4) BTR selects Desean "Ginn Jr" Jackson
5) Off selects Malcolm Kelly
6) Guns select Felix Jones
7) KIOT selects Limas Sweed
8) Guns select Mario Manningham
9) Guns select Devin Thomas
10)Frizz selects Jamaal Charles
11)Hangin selects Chris Johnson
12)Guns select Matt Ryan
13)Keep it selects Early Doucet
14)Dime selects Fred Davis
15)March Madness selects Ray Rice

The van was said to have looked like this. You have to admit, the van does look legit.

Complements of ICOM.

Help the police catch some predators.

Boston Police released this picture earlier today for two men wanted for indecent exposure. Apparently, these two have been walking up to the windows at the Kiwanis Club and exposing their wainers. They were last seen on Commonwealth Ave in Boston driving in a white, unmarked van askign young children if they liked candy. If you have any information as to the whereabouts of these two sicko's, please call Boston police immediately.

Top Guns Sign New Strength Coach

The Top Guns signed Bruins enforcer Milan Lucic as the Strength and Conditioning coach. Lucic, best known for his physical style of play sent this highlight video as a resume to Pete Mitchell.

1/2 the GOM in Boston tonight

It seems about half the GOM is meeting up in Boston tonight and it's bound to bring about horrendous trades, roster comparisons, and many beers enjoyed. Who is the above picture going to be tonight? I'm betting on Charles or Hangin (In fact, that picture seriously might be Hangin himself.)

-B.W.

Someone get me a deal so I can light this bitch!

Walton and mystery girl spotted by Paparazzi

BTR's new head coach

The ID4's Franchise Has............

Favre :(

'Nators Franchise

Hang in there Ty

LOS ANGELES — Tyler Vivian won't be stripped of his chance to compete on "American Idol."

Prediction from Woods

I would like to announce that I plan to make the playoffs this season. After a solid rookie seaon in the GOM I will be looking to further my reputation in the GOM.

Playoffs for Woods in 08 (and by playoffs I mean Im going to win 1 maybe 2 games)

2 year combined winning % of about .003

from the commishs office

you can indeed trade next years picks. you can't trade picks beyond 2009 though, because i flat out don't want to keep track of it number 1, and number 2 i dont want to add to the addictions of lakeshow and dime

Is Chuck the new Lakeshow?

At approximately 3:18 PM on Tuesday afternoon, the champs hung up on a sales-call in order to work out a deal with Russ. In what appears to be recent activity for Chuck, the two team struck a deal. Chuck has sent Bobby Engram and Kenny Watson to the 4's in return for Derrick Mason.

What is the figgin deal

Thought we couldnt trade future draft picks? If we can does anyone interested in my 2013 4th rounder?

Deal!

Co sends Plaxico Burress, Ahmad Bradshaw, and an 09 1st to the Champs

For Brandon Marshall

Walton

Oh hey Willy! Question for ya...Favre retires, what did Casse do this offseason? Answer: Oh thats right he reacquired Matt Leinart. Oh wait a minute, he also got Maroney and Mason in that deal too WOOPS! Question... when did reggie wayne become my favorite player? Answer: Never was, actually I got a more productive WR for him in T.O.! Check the numbahs sniffah. Question: When did Russ Casse ever care about Norwood being a backup? Answer: Never have... actually acquried him when he was... oh yeah... a backup! A 150 point backup may I add! bad pickup! Question: Since when has Donald Driver become a bad WR in the NFL? Answer: Duh since Ryan Grant joined the league! he's the best player in the NFL because he played 4 games in 12 years! Actually incorrect, real answer is that Donald is still very productive he had 82 catches last year at age 85! Wow, man do I hate players who have 85 catches. Wait a minute, where is Javon Walker on this list? Isn't he God's 2nd greatest gift to earth behind Owen Daniels? Answer: No, he is not. Worry about your own franchise Walton, and while your at it, take a look down your pants to see if you grew a set yet.

Russ

4's

First off, no Kev that last post wasn't by me so no need to go psycho. I just wanna say sorry to Russell because his team is going right down the crapper. Favre done, Norwood a backup for 5 more years, Donald Driver only having 2 TD's last year as an 86 year old, losing his favorite WR in Reggie Wayne, it just doesn't stop. But hey, maybe your new starter Troy Smith or Chad Henne can lead you to that elusive GOM title. There's always next year Kev - or I guess the year after that maybe... I donno your team is pretty crappy

-W. Walt

Favre Done

And the hits just keep on coming for the 4's.

Trading Draft Picks

Thought we could no longer trade draft picks since we are doing a lottery? Am I wrong?

Woods

33, 10 dealing.

It took all of about 30 seconds of negotiations for Riggins and Lachey to strike a deal sending Anquan Boldin to Dime in exchange for Justin Fargas, Reggie Brown and Dime's '09 first round draft pick. The move provides much needed WR relief to a team that was extremely thin at the position, and comes on the heels of a fresh 3 yr deal for Moss in New England.

Press conferences for both teams will be held tomorrow morning.

Woods Says

Im not sure who that is but A)he is freaking me out B) he is def pointing at another male

Nators

I'm happy with my end of the deal too. Reggie had his best year of his career last year and still didn't reach T.O. fantasy numbers. I do not know who that kid is, just reminded me of you cause he's probably a homo. Hey keep it, this was nothing against your RB Mike Turner, I think he is a good player. Just wanted to backup my 3rd string RB who is better than all of the Dawlinators RBs.

P.S.

Who the hell is that?

4's

haha Easy does it there Kev - I never posted. But nice trade anyway - I'm happy with my end

-B.W.

Hey Nators!

Hey 'Nators, I thought you were suppose to post your name when you post WAH WAH WAH! Grow a sack and tell me it was you pushing for Turner. 35 mil for a backup... good deal Falcons! I'll take 5 points off return yards before he gets into the offensive huddle any day of the week. Let me throw a few numbers at you Walton:
'07 campaign:
Norwood: "Burner" Turner:
Fantasy Points: 144.35 31.55 (that was close)
Rushes: 103 71
Yards: 613 316 (Keep chuggin!)
Yards Per Rush: 6.0 (is that best in leauge) 4.5 (Move those legs!)
Receptions: 28 4 (Head to the ball machine!)

Hey Nators,(sniff sniff), You stink,
Russ

Turner

They didn't pay him like $35 mil to be a backup - sorry Russ :(

Guns workout Ryan

The top guns worked out Matt Ryan today, and have all but confirmed that the talented BC quarterback will not drop past the 3rd pick. Is this a complete fabrication and simply a smokescreen? I don't know!

Jerious Norwood or Turner

Who will the Falcons start???