Main Event: Russ Goes for the Ear!

Corso's Headgear Pick Game 2....BTR vs Dime

Corso's Headgear Part 1...BK vs Oceans

Corso's Headgear Pick

Corso's Headgear Pick

Corso's Headgear Pick

Corso's Headgear Pick

Corso's Headgear Pick

Russ and Nators in love

Breaking News....

Champs recieve:
Reggie Bush and Devin Hester from Lakeshow

Lakeshow recieves:
Anquan Boldin, Jonathan Stewart, The #7

Google Search: Overrated Players

Russell!

More Breaking News: Russ gets off his couch for the first time in 3 weeks!

Russ held a press conference this past Sunday to report that he will finally get off the couch and put a pair of pants on for the first time in 3 weeks to audition for the Wheel of Fortune. When asked why, Russ responded, "To make a quick 50 grand!"

Possible Scenario:
Pat S. "Would you like to buy a vowel, Russ?"
Russ "Russ would like to solve!"
Pat S. "Umm, ok, but there is only three letters on the board."
Russ "Russ would like to solve!"
Pat S. "Ok, you just said that,but ok go ahead"
Russ "ID4's love Leinart!"
Pat S. "Wow. That was close. The answer was actually 'The most average and mediocre fantasy football team in Central Mass.' But I am sorry you will not receive your quick 50 grand. But thanks for playing WHEEL OF FORTUNE!"

Breaking News: Russ breaks it to Ocean's that they are not in the Commish's Wedding Party

While casually drinking in Boston this past weekend, Russ broke the devastating news that Harry and Lloyd will not be the Commish's co-Bestmen in the Wedding Party. This was a shock to the two managers of Ocean's as well as the rest of Tia's. Luckily their return policy for their tux's had not expired.

BK seen driving around Southie in new Cahhhh

Hummmmmm Gerrry Lambeau

Lambeau Preps for Talladega as Riggins Holds Practices for GOM Hopefuls

According to an unnamed source, these photographs were shot at the exact same time. Though no quotes were made, its pretty clear what team is looking to improve in 2009.




BOOM BAZOOKA JOE

A Possible Reunion?

NY Style ZA meets Lambeau as rumors heat up regarding a possible GOM Reunion between Lambeau and his former assistant, Tom.

But If You Push Them Gerry!

Gerry treats his team like a Little League Tee-Ball Squad. Everyone gets trophies!

Casse, Russell

Special delivery to ID4's camp today. Case said that with increased player age it was finally time to make this investment

Hummmmm Gerry Lambeau

Russ Casse Staying Straight as Gerry Lambeau bangs a left

Re: Walt

I'm trying to see if my 3 championship rings smell any different over time. BK - how many do you have?

Poop Pants Walton?

Hey Walton -

Did you poop your pants?!




BOOM, BAZOOKA JOE!

Russ Case refuses to have picture taken with Rival GM Bill Walton...Walt, did you just crap your Hanes or soemthing?

Hummmmmm Gerry Lambeau

GOM Open

Woods is in, your all out. Woods wins first GOM Open. Commish sucks donkey balls

GOM Open

Willy, I love your enthusiasm, I really do! Everyone let me know if they are IN or OUT for the GOM Open this year. Once we get a headcount, we'll throw a few ideas out there (2 man best ball, 2 man scrambles, etc) and come up with something to play for.

Signed
Roy McAvoy
First Bank of Salame

GOM Open

Pairings to be announced in a month or so.. all GM's RSVP to Commish. It's been said BK & Oceans are in the first group out in the morning because that's usually when the worst players go out in the final rounds of tourneys. Walton & Commish to be paired up in the final grouping of course based on last year's epic, grueling, emotional duel.

2nd Annual GOM Open: Friday, August 14th Highfields Country Club, Grafton, MA
GOM Draft: Friday, August 14th @ McCann Square Garden after GOM Open & Hangin snaps his clubs
Chesney: August 15th.
August 16th: Everyone pukes their brains out & Russ enters rehab.


-ww

ID4's Continuing to Improve

Russell Casse simlpy does not take a day off:

ID4's Receive : #5 pick
Ocean's 17 Receives : Cedric Benson, Greg Olsen

Then!

ID4's Receive : #11 pick, Ted Ginn Jr.
Off in the Woods Receives : #5 pick

Running Back

Hey Dbags, I still need a RB. Looking to move up from the #11 pick or trade for one. Dont be dbags, send me offers. Everyone except Jon Davis and Mike Ryan are available

-Woods

#1 Pick

New 49er WR Michael Crabtree is a Nator officially in August. Walton was seen streaking with joy after the 10th pick in the 2009 draft......... walt's back...............................walt's back big

-walton

Walton Appears on CNN

In what everyone thought would be an appearance to discuss how this weekend's NFL draft will affect The Dawlinators and other GOM franchise, Walton threw a curveball and spoke about things a bit closer to the heart.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/04/23/o.women.leave.menfor.women/index.html


BOOM, Bazooka Joe!

Item Bid

I will give you Ryan Dawley's headgear from 7th grade, a burned Tears for Fears CD, my piece of floss from this morning, and a Brett Zsabo high school jersey for that stopwatch.


-walt

Ebay Auction Item 1330381839

With the NFL and GOM draft approaching, I've gotten my hands on a one of a time collectors item. The stopwatch used by Russ Casse to clock all the 40 times that he inputs into pages of notes. Bidding will begin at $45.00.

PM,GOMC

B.W.

When asked about BK's recent comments and what separated the 2 franchises Walton said, "3 titles."

Nators Attend Nationwide Tea Party. Riggins opts for Bruins Game

Asked to describe the difference between organizations, Riggins replied, "Philosophical Differences."

Riggins Suspends OTA's - Knights look to emulate Boston's Best

Timbone "T-Rex" Riggins has opted to cancel all remaining offseason workouts for the Black Knights. According to league sources, he has sent all team members up to Boston to witness and follow any and all Bruins playoff games, hoping to gear the team up for a championship run in the GOM in 2009.

The Class of the League

Riggo you gotta stop spending so much time in the tanning booth brotha

Hmmm.....

Interesting.

never gets old

-3xC

Drawing Board

Did you tools play the white (bitch) tees at Granite Links? I honestly do not believe any of those scores for how early in the season it is.

-Woods

Does this look like the face of a 35 handicapper?

Hummmmm Gerry Lambeau

Back to the drawing board

What Lakeshow, Chuck, BK, & ID4 "fans" might as well do...

-ww

Here Lies Wally's GOM Elite Status

RIP

Off in the Woods aka Chico Heat

If you think that name's not sticking, you're just flat out wrong.

Lake and Chris at the Bruins last night

Russ Casse

Take it easy psycho. Everything is going to be ok... calm down big guy.


HOPKINTON — Hopkinton Police are investigating a so-called "straight men hit list'' found in a hallway at the College of the Holy Cross on Friday.

School officials found out about the letter on Monday, and contacted police. Police Chief Tom Irvin said there does not appear to be any "imminent danger of straight men losing their rectal virginity.''

"Elements to the list make us thing there is no imminent danger, but we would be remiss if we don't take it seriously,'' the chief said.

In a letter sent to parents on Tuesday, Principal John E. McCarthy said the letter had the names of 13 students and the word "Hit List'' at the top.

There is no time or date on the note but it is printed on Holy Cross College letterhead.

The school district's threat assessment team met Monday night to discuss the letter. The team is made up of high school administrators and janitors, the school resource officer (yeah this is a job), the chief and all level 3 sex offenders and higher.

"At this time, the threat assessment team does not believe that the note suggests a credible sex crime against straight men," McCarthy wrote. "As a precaution, however, the team has determined that safety measures should be increased at the high school over the next few days. Straight men should wear butt plugs in case Casse comes a calling''

As part of the security, all of the school's doors, except the front entrance, will be locked during the day, McCarthy said. There will also be an increased police presence in and around the school, he said.

-WOODS

Hey Gerry, Your team is a.....

Russ Case quoted in most recent NY Times best seller

Hummmm Gerry Lambeau

Pics of Casse during newest posting rant surface

-ww

Walton's Brother... Chris Hansen

Sicko.

Russell!

Tim Riggins....Legend?

After tonight's Burger King performance.....absolutely! This has been nothing short of a historic night. Goodnight gentlemen...and wally.

Walton coming out of the womb.

Wow.

Russell!

Riggins wanted for public diddling; Police use this amateur sketch to find him

Willy Walton 20 minutes later

That actually looks like him!

Russell!

Willy Walton is officially a Switch Hitter

Russell!

Hangin' Cleaning Up the Practice Field

Russell!

Riggins' New Practice Jersey's

Russell!

Prom Pic from Charles' Past Surfaces

This pic was taken during Lambeau's senior year at Marian High School and clearly before he discovered food and beer. His date, Tom, is not seen in this picture but Charles isn't hiding his feelings in this one. This same blank, menacing look was seen on Gerry's face at a recent Holy Cross party this past weekend. Casse was unaware Lambeau was even on campus.




-bw