Trade

The Top Guns and Off in the Woods have announced a deal that will send Chris Cooley, the # 3 pick, and the #8 pick to Off in exchange for the #5 pick, the #16 pick, and former Permian Panther, Roy Williams. Both teams are said to be excited about the deal, especially Guns GM Lt. Pete Mitchell (aka Maverick) who said: "...it's like in chess. first you strategically position your pieces..and when the timings right. You Strike."

That is an Independence Day reference for all you less fortunate out there.

Woods Shopping the #5

Who wants it?

Hangin's Drafting Techniques

Hangin's Tony Danza will most likely keep his streak alive at the 2008 GOM Draft. It's not one to be proud of... The streak happens when his list of players (usually written on toilet paper) runs short on offensive players and ends up drafting cornerbacks from Boston College. Recently it has been CB Will Blackmon to get the nod from Hangin. This years front runner is DeJaun Tribble (above). The man just knows how to scout.

It's Mock Draft Season!

1 Co- Darren McFadden

2 Chucks Champs- Jonathan Stewart

3 Guns- Rashard Mendenhall

4 BTR- DeSean Jackson

5 Off- Limas Sweed

6 Top Guns- Malcolm Kelly

7 Keep it- Ray Rice

8 Top Guns- Matt Ryan

9 Guns- Felix Jones

10 Frizz's Boys- Devin Thomas

11 Hangin With- Donnie Avery

12 Guns-Harry Douglas

13 Keep It- Mario Manningham

14 Dime-Jamaal Charles

15 Keep It-Steve Slaton

And the league begins again......

THIS WEEKEND! GET IT UP!

ICOM

The jean jacket!

Dime Frustrated

After trying endlessly to acquire Adrian Peterson, Dime GM Nick Lachey couldn't take it anymore. After approximately 96 straight hours without sleep, and without a deal, Dime went on a 4 day bender...that commenced with this photo, courtesy of TMZ. To Dime's right, a familiar face, the artist formerly known at BTR. When confronted my media members, Dime's response was a curt "get off me!". As for allegations that BTR put Dime up to the bender, in an attempt to acquire Reginald Q. Bush....BTR responded with "sonofacmon....you caught me!"

Walton Kicks off Mini-Camp

As is tradition at Dawlinator camp, the team kicked off its mini-camp in typical Mark Dawley fashion this morning, where players and coaches alike spend the first 4 weeks "getting acquainted" and working on balace drills.

Walton tours with John Mayer this Summer

We are pleased to announce the 2008 Summer Tour. Colbie Caillat and Mark Dawley will support the 22 dates ranging from July 2-August 2. View complete details in the TOUR section.

The Man Behind the Mask

A Boston Bruins Fan was arrested Sunday Night for Opening Piss Fire on Fans During Game 3 of the playoffs. 24 year old Tyler Vivian did not show up for work Monday Morning because he was in the slammmahh. After his 72nd lachey with the Lucic family, the Champs co GM engaged in a humilating act.

A New Low for Russ?

ICOM

Contact me regarding one of, if not both 1st rounders.

Russ Casse

Keep It says:

There were rumors going around that certain teams (who shall go nameless) were prematurely shopping Keep It's pick. Come on Ray, fall to Keep It.

Sandwich Pick

Keep It is actively shopping BOTH first rounders including his newly acquired first round pick. Go Kansas!

Hey thanks!

Here's where'd I rank these:

1. GOM Draft Video
2. GOM Championship
3. GOM March Madness pool winner 2007
4. GOM in general
5. GOM Draft 2008
89. Penn Invitational!

We've really got our priorities in line over here.

Congrats Co

Well done Co - Hopefully you didn't have diarrhea, blood, and urine running down your leg at the finish line like Uta Pippig (who I think is the Degeneres-like lady in the pic). Could have made for an awkward ride home on the team bus. I still think your GOM Draft video was your best accomplishment yet besides the title, but this sounds nice too. Congrats

-Bill

Co wins!

Gettysburg College senior Ryan Keane, a Hopkinton native, was the was the top Div. III finisher in both the 200-meter dash (22.28) and 400-meter dash (48.91) at the Penn Invitational last week. ...

Petey Photoshop

I'd like to commend whoever it was that actually took Mark Dawleys body, and photoshopped Bill Waltons face on it. What artwork!! And finding those pictures of Mark in his Blazers jersey had to be tough to come by!

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