Russ held a press conference this past Sunday to report that he will finally get off the couch and put a pair of pants on for the first time in 3 weeks to audition for the Wheel of Fortune. When asked why, Russ responded, "To make a quick 50 grand!"
Possible Scenario:
Pat S. "Would you like to buy a vowel, Russ?"
Russ "Russ would like to solve!"
Pat S. "Umm, ok, but there is only three letters on the board."
Russ "Russ would like to solve!"
Pat S. "Ok, you just said that,but ok go ahead"
Russ "ID4's love Leinart!"
Pat S. "Wow. That was close. The answer was actually 'The most average and mediocre fantasy football team in Central Mass.' But I am sorry you will not receive your quick 50 grand. But thanks for playing WHEEL OF FORTUNE!"
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