BREAKING NEWS: DIDDLER'S PARTNER IDENTIFIED

Willy "The Diddler" Walton and his secret "partner" were caught during a surefire steamy diddle session between the two inside the Irish Times Mens Bathroom stall in Worcester, MA last night. Questions arose about Walton's mysterious partner following questions on whether or not he himself was a man or woman. Pictures identify it as a....


well, we're actually still not sure. Diddles' partner was identified as Gordon Bombay, former Duck coach and current Off in the Woods General Manager.
This would certainly explain Walton's recent praise of the franchise that's won just 5 games in its first two years of existence, including a 2007 team that will go down in history as the worst team in the 8 year history of the league.

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