Thursday, June 18, 2009

Breaking News....

Champs recieve:
Reggie Bush and Devin Hester from Lakeshow

Lakeshow recieves:
Anquan Boldin, Jonathan Stewart, The #7

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009

More Breaking News: Russ gets off his couch for the first time in 3 weeks!




Russ held a press conference this past Sunday to report that he will finally get off the couch and put a pair of pants on for the first time in 3 weeks to audition for the Wheel of Fortune. When asked why, Russ responded, "To make a quick 50 grand!"

Possible Scenario:
Pat S. "Would you like to buy a vowel, Russ?"
Russ "Russ would like to solve!"
Pat S. "Umm, ok, but there is only three letters on the board."
Russ "Russ would like to solve!"
Pat S. "Ok, you just said that,but ok go ahead"
Russ "ID4's love Leinart!"
Pat S. "Wow. That was close. The answer was actually 'The most average and mediocre fantasy football team in Central Mass.' But I am sorry you will not receive your quick 50 grand. But thanks for playing WHEEL OF FORTUNE!"

Breaking News: Russ breaks it to Ocean's that they are not in the Commish's Wedding Party




While casually drinking in Boston this past weekend, Russ broke the devastating news that Harry and Lloyd will not be the Commish's co-Bestmen in the Wedding Party. This was a shock to the two managers of Ocean's as well as the rest of Tia's. Luckily their return policy for their tux's had not expired.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Friday, June 5, 2009

Lambeau Preps for Talladega as Riggins Holds Practices for GOM Hopefuls











According to an unnamed source, these photographs were shot at the exact same time. Though no quotes were made, its pretty clear what team is looking to improve in 2009.




BOOM BAZOOKA JOE

A Possible Reunion?







NY Style ZA meets Lambeau as rumors heat up regarding a possible GOM Reunion between Lambeau and his former assistant, Tom.