Woods GM Chris Hansen was on the Budwiser Hot Seat last night on ESPN. Here is how the interview went...
Scott Van Pelt- "Chris, how would you describe your first season in the GOM"
Hansen- "Scott, what are you doing here, I thought Stewie Scott was doing this interview?"
VP- "Stu's lazt eye couldn't find the studio in time, your answer?"
Hansen- "Well Scott I would say our first season was shitty"
VP- "Strong words Chris. How many games will you win this season"
Hansen- "7"
VP- "Will you make the playoffs"
Hansen- "Yes"
VP- "How have you been able to transform your team into a playoff contender"
Hansen- "The God Damn 45 year old who pretends to be a 13 year old came down with severe carpel tunnel syndrome. He may never be able to lure creeps again.
VP- "Jesus Chris, that is terrible. So what are you going to do?"
Hansen- "Make Woods a Championship team, that only a select few will be able to beat"
VP- "Beat what Chris?
Hansen- "Beat off in the mother bleepin woods"
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