1.) Black Knights - Took it to a new level. Starting fights, bleeding out of his head and going face to face with the toilet. Obviously he was a little rusty, but the rust was scraped off as the Top Guns dragged BK by the arm, on his stomach, down the hill.
2.) Chuck's Champs - What cemented his spot on this high on the list was his idea of shirts v. skins flip cup and his confidence to rock a Neely jersey and skally cap in a party dominated by t-shirts and baseball hats
3.) Top Guns - Clearly proved that he could still hang with the younger crowd. Became a crowd favorite with the late night ordering of 3 pizzas
4.) Hangin' - With the best entrance of the night (creepily walking up the back staircase), he quickly adapted to the situation with a close relationship with Admiral Nelson. He lived up to the title 'hangin' as he spent all his time hangin by the keg and creepily filled cups.
5.) Dawley - Besies getting sunburn from the excessive x-mas lights at the party, Dawley suprisingly limited his creepiness. Unfortunately this hurt his ranking as people were expecting a lot more.
O17
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Lambeau To Name First Head Coach?
AP Reports suggest that Gerald Lambeau is about to make his first Head Coaching hire as GM/Owner of Charles' Champs.
Speculation has swirled that he's looking for a coach that "shares the same values and principles" as he does. According to anonymous sources, this man tops the list.
Boom! Bazooka Joe.
Speculation has swirled that he's looking for a coach that "shares the same values and principles" as he does. According to anonymous sources, this man tops the list.
Boom! Bazooka Joe.
Problem Solver to Cambridge?
Reports out of Cambridge have Charlies Champs in serious talks to add problem solver Jim Sokolove to the staff, as general counsel. Sources close to the negotiations say that Gerry Lambeau became convinced that Sokolove could help the team after seeing one of his famous commercials in which he got one of his clients the money that they deserved. We'll have more on this developing story.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Ocean's is back
Those 4 posts were done by Ocean's. hopefully it will silence the critics for a day or two.
Hey Nators
That's right. Pink Riggins headgear is flying off the shelves because women love number 33 and the rest of the Black Knights organization. If memory serves us correctly and the night we both brought females back......mine was wearing the Black Knigths bandanna, and yours was wearing this.
BOOM. Bazooka Joe!
BOOM. Bazooka Joe!
No longer a secret
I walked into the bookstore at the underrated and superbly crafted Worcester State College (Lancers) yesterday and was searching for a few books, maybe some candy. As I strolled into the apparel section, I got a huge surprise. This GOM sweatshirt that you see here was on the shelves. Now we all knew some websites started last season promoting many GOM squads' sportswear & other items, but we have reached a new high. Word has gotten out bigtime about the GOM & now our apparel is hitting campuses nationwide. If Holy Cross is in the know about the GOM, then Friday night could turn into a European sex party for Walt. They love 3 time champs. Also at the bookstore I found this:
-bw
Champs Packed For Friday
While going through the packed bags of her boyfriend "Turtle" Lambeau, Jamie Lynn found a peculiar item...a ski mask. When confronted about it, Turtle said..."it's for Russ". The matter is still being discussed, and it's unclear whether or not Lambeau will be allowed to make the trip.
On a side note, the commish is not suprised that the anonymous author who is taking digs at him is just that, anonymous. Pete's status as a GOM champion has drawn both fan mail, and hate mail, and Mitchell just throws these comments into the section of the hate mail....which he pisses on in the middle of the night.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Night at HC
Upon hearing the news that almost half the GOM will be present at Holy Cross this weekend, I decided to put together a prediction of how the night will go. Due to an unhealthy consumption of cold ones, no deals will be made, but other excitement is sure to ensue. Here is a rough idea of how the night for each member will go:
Chuck’s Champs: Unfortunately, the night did not go Chuck’s way. Things began to take a turn for the worse immediately after he showed up wearing his newly purchased Montreal Canadians jersey. While walking down Caro Street he got heckled by riotous Bruin fans. Introducing himself as Alexei Kovalev was also unsuccessful. He was rejected by every girl he approached, as they walked away with disgust that he supported such a scumbag team. As a result, Chuck settled down early with a Molsen Ice while dreaming of moving in with two toothless strippers from St. Catherine’s Street.
Top Guns: While moving in on a freshman girl, he receives a text message from his significant other that read “She could be your daughter.” Feeling guilty, the Commish made his way back to the top bunk. He proceeded to turn on Sportscenter, set the ‘Sleep’ button for 45 minutes, then whispered sweet nothings into his fiancés ear via cell phone (Note: The three step ‘sportscenter-sleepbutton-cellphone’ process was awfully reminiscent of Russ Casse’s first two years at Holy Cross).
Black Knights: Riggins seemed to be the most promising. Tim was entertaining a group of attractive and easy girls. They were digging everyone of his stories. They loved Friday Night Lights and surprisingly, they were all fans of ‘Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift.’ He brought one of the girls aside and asked to take her home. She was willing, but asked if he could wait 30 minutes to make sure her friend got home safely. Once again, Riggins’ uncontrollable insanity got the best of him. He lost it. He started run wind sprints across the living room, pulled out his Bowdoin College baseball stats, challenged a random kid to a pull-up contest, and acted out the well-rehearsed “peaces by inches” speech from Any Given Sunday. He was quickly restrained by other partygoers after he took a swing at the girl for calling him “too intense.”
The Dawlinators: Walton came in hoping to top Hangin’s performance from last year (Note: A smoking hot girl approached and introduced herself to Hangin last year. Rather than jumping her bones, he responded “put your hand down, you’re not worth my time.”) Unfortunately, Walton was once again unable to fill the shoes. Rather than focusing on getting it done, he spent his time in endless bickering with the other GOM members. After each team refused to make a deal with him, he went back to the Mulledy dorms. Here, he ‘googled’ and ‘facebooked’ pictures for hours on end, posting his favorite ones on the GOM blog. He was returned back to Russ’s house early in the morning by Public Safety (who apparently found him passed out with pants around his ankles, laying in front of a picture of Luke Walton throwing down a dunk enlarged on some random students computer screen,)
ID4’s: No surprises here. Casse drank some beers, got in a floor hockey-related argument with a friend, and went home early…empty-handed.
Chuck’s Champs: Unfortunately, the night did not go Chuck’s way. Things began to take a turn for the worse immediately after he showed up wearing his newly purchased Montreal Canadians jersey. While walking down Caro Street he got heckled by riotous Bruin fans. Introducing himself as Alexei Kovalev was also unsuccessful. He was rejected by every girl he approached, as they walked away with disgust that he supported such a scumbag team. As a result, Chuck settled down early with a Molsen Ice while dreaming of moving in with two toothless strippers from St. Catherine’s Street.
Top Guns: While moving in on a freshman girl, he receives a text message from his significant other that read “She could be your daughter.” Feeling guilty, the Commish made his way back to the top bunk. He proceeded to turn on Sportscenter, set the ‘Sleep’ button for 45 minutes, then whispered sweet nothings into his fiancés ear via cell phone (Note: The three step ‘sportscenter-sleepbutton-cellphone’ process was awfully reminiscent of Russ Casse’s first two years at Holy Cross).
Black Knights: Riggins seemed to be the most promising. Tim was entertaining a group of attractive and easy girls. They were digging everyone of his stories. They loved Friday Night Lights and surprisingly, they were all fans of ‘Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift.’ He brought one of the girls aside and asked to take her home. She was willing, but asked if he could wait 30 minutes to make sure her friend got home safely. Once again, Riggins’ uncontrollable insanity got the best of him. He lost it. He started run wind sprints across the living room, pulled out his Bowdoin College baseball stats, challenged a random kid to a pull-up contest, and acted out the well-rehearsed “peaces by inches” speech from Any Given Sunday. He was quickly restrained by other partygoers after he took a swing at the girl for calling him “too intense.”
The Dawlinators: Walton came in hoping to top Hangin’s performance from last year (Note: A smoking hot girl approached and introduced herself to Hangin last year. Rather than jumping her bones, he responded “put your hand down, you’re not worth my time.”) Unfortunately, Walton was once again unable to fill the shoes. Rather than focusing on getting it done, he spent his time in endless bickering with the other GOM members. After each team refused to make a deal with him, he went back to the Mulledy dorms. Here, he ‘googled’ and ‘facebooked’ pictures for hours on end, posting his favorite ones on the GOM blog. He was returned back to Russ’s house early in the morning by Public Safety (who apparently found him passed out with pants around his ankles, laying in front of a picture of Luke Walton throwing down a dunk enlarged on some random students computer screen,)
ID4’s: No surprises here. Casse drank some beers, got in a floor hockey-related argument with a friend, and went home early…empty-handed.
Walton wins gold at X-games; Set to join Diddle Fest
The local authorities have been notified about Walton's potential presence in the local Worcester area this Friday. As a result, security has been increased and Russ and his jorts have been allowed to skip school. The local newspaper interviewed Russ today. "I can't wait. Diddle Fest is now complete. This is going to be the best D.F. since 1995, when Walton slept over and stayed a the full day at my house during a snowstorm." Walton was unable to be contacted.
Russ declares Friday night as Diddle Fest 2009!
Sleeping arrangements have been made by Russ Casse, but have been declared confidential. The only information that has been leaked is that Russ has a twin size bed that fits three.
REPORT: Mumbles joins Lambeau in Effort to Bring Back Tom to Cambridge
The journey started at a local ZA house in hopes to lure Gerry's assistant back.
BOOM! Bazooka Joe!
Monday, January 26, 2009
Lachey tries his hand at surfing.
Team dime GM Nick Lachey was spotted at San Diego local surf spot Windansea over the weekend catching a few waves. Asked if his newfound hobby would affect preparations for the '09 campaign, he answered "Ahh you kidding me?!...I had them put a cell phone stash spot in my wetsuit. That way when I'm waiting for waves, I can hop on the cell, get Ari on the horn, and hammer out a deal. Technology, man. This job really is 24/7 and I'm doing whatever I can to stay ahead. We're just really looking forward to Spring practices with Riggins and Co. Speaking of, I'm getting kind of hot out here...gonna go gear down.
Lambeau Seeks Out Commissioner, Displays Plans to Move GOM Draft
Hoping to further enthuse his fanbase, Lambeau seeks to move the August Draft to his team practice facilities.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
Black Knights entertain co-worker with big night on the town.
Riggins was seen at Fun and Games in Natick with his vavacious and beautiful co-worker on Thursday night. Word around town is that not only is she a real beauty but she's wicked smahht too.
Hummmm Gerry Lambeau
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Lambeau Introduces New Champs Gear
Working with his friends at Loon Mountain, Gerry Lambeau has introeduced some new ski gear to be sold on the teams web store. Gerry modeled the teams new winter hats himself.
pm. gomc
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Question
Does Oceans know that there is a GOM blog and if so... where the hell are they? Many teams are disappointed in the duo, will they be another team let go in the GOM? Harry & Lloyd better get their act together soon.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Back from the dead!
Team dime ownership announced Saturday the return of embattled former CTU agent Tony Almeida to the team. He will assume the head coaching duties from Nick Lachey, who will transition back to his full-time position as GM.Almeida, who enjoyed a brief stint on the permanently disabled list, is back with the team after a three year hiatus. He served as Co-GM during the 2004 and 2005 seasons. The team is hoping this most recent comeback attempt translates into a GOM championship.
"Tony's back in the spotlight. He's focused and ready to lead this team." said Lachey. "His track record speaks for itself and most importantly he's someone I can trust to help this team win. Not gonna lie though, I thought he was dead. We all did. But he did not go quietly into the night. He's going to live on. He's going to survive."
Friday, January 16, 2009
Oceans Celebrates Late Season Collapse with....A Black Tie Affair?
Shaheen sickened by Rothlesberger's Play over the final weeks.
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