Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Walton wins gold at X-games; Set to join Diddle Fest

The local authorities have been notified about Walton's potential presence in the local Worcester area this Friday. As a result, security has been increased and Russ and his jorts have been allowed to skip school. The local newspaper interviewed Russ today. "I can't wait. Diddle Fest is now complete. This is going to be the best D.F. since 1995, when Walton slept over and stayed a the full day at my house during a snowstorm." Walton was unable to be contacted.

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