Wrap it up?

Darren does not need to wrap it up, nobody should have to. Its called... PULL THE BLEEP OUT. He needs to know that and he wont have 15 kids to support. Bleep the dome caps, just pull out Darren

Keep It

Would like to discuss Turner. keanry01@gettysburg.edu

Wrap it up Darren. Cmon! The man likes to 'raw dog' it. I just heard that for the first time the other day. RAW DOG!

Co. looking at wr's

who in their right mind would trade any of those receivers for mcgahee?? the guy absolutely blows

Co. Looking at WRs

Santonio Holmes
Greg Jennings
Larry Fitzgerald
Marques Colston
Dwayne Bowe
Brandon Marshall

If any GMs with the players above would like to discuss a deal involving a certain Baltimore Ravens RB we're happy to neogotiate!

McFadden

Darren McFadden - the next Travis Henry? I read he has two kids on the way from two different women and two other women awaiting results. Thats possibly 4 kids on the way - Jesus Christ.. what is with these freakshows? I'm hoping I read that wrong somehow

-BW

Not getting it done!

Last night I went to the Holy Cross basketball game. Oceans was handing out program guides I believe and he did a damn good job of it...although I've never seen someone handing out programs dressed in business casual. I also saw Mr.Russ Casse. He was handling the music duties for the evening and I asked one f'in request. I said to play MC Hammer at halftime. He acknowledged my request, then went ahead and played dropkick murphy's. what a crappy dj. I feel it's my civic responsibility to write a letter to Holy Cross letting them know their dj can't handle his responsibilities under pressure and should be terminated. I will also enclose a copy of the ID4's playoff record for proof.

yours truly,

Anthony Danza I

????

Is that Dennis Leary with long hair?

That's just wrong.

Hiiiiiiii Yaaaaaaaaaaa

Caster

The Caster Bastard! I literally laughed out loud at work. I have not heard that name in circa 10 years.

For those of you who do not know OR do not remember, Steve Caster was a made up person. He was created by ICOM and Manny Hung back in their glory days (or even pre-glory days) in an effort to swindle naive females of Hopkinton High. We were mainly bored; stay in school! In a nutshell, Caster was created to glean information from various females (one imparticular that shall remain nameless still). As it stands right now, I am disclosing information that was agreed to have never been disclosed, even in a version as generic as this. Regardless, I am taking my life into my own hands. But I digress. Caster had the screen name 'Treyballer' as the creators were basketball crazy in the mid to late 90s. Anyway, eventually Caster was able to win over naive 15 year old females (we were 15 too at the time, sickos) and find out social information (the value of that information turned out to be utterly useless; at least never expounded upon). Chime in any time, Manny, if you remember the story differently. Eventually, Caster was put to rest. I do not remember the exact reason we stopped using Caster, but it probably had something to do with someone finding out about him and making us look bad. Although, I do not remember anyone ever finding out about the secrets of Steve Caster - other than close friends.

Who??

The Gay Ninjas?? Has to be the gayest picture I've ever seen

You're Right

It's Me.

Steven Caster.

Calling out Frizz

Yup- no hiding for this guy. This is woods calling out Frizz. Is he in hiding? Busy filling cavities? Still angry from the loss to the Nators? Come on Frizz, your posts are priceless, just let us all know you are alive

Anonymous Posting

Thanks Coach M for that last post. Nators keep getting tooled on (which is fine, I can take it) but its pretty weak to be posting anonymously - grow a set of grapefruits, say who is posting, and it's all fair game. I'm assuming its BK or Chuck the F*ck - but I have more title appearances than they do combined playoff games so I donno how that works. Keep it up - it's entertaining

BALL SECURITY

You Gotta Be Kidding Me

that's literally the doctor.

thomas couldn't be more thrilled with the latest mock. here he is right after it was released, apparently thanking the man upstairs.

1st Rd Mock Draft

Keep It thinks this is how the first round will go down as it relates to rookies. For the discussion on how veterans will play into this process, tune in next week.

1. Co. Darren McFadden. Who else? Co. is hoping for another Adrian Peterson-like breakout for the former Razorback.

2. Champs. The second player on my board is Matt Ryan. But, the Champs have no issues at qb as long as Derek Anderson can keep up the pace he set last year. He definitely has enough weapons. Look for the Champs to take Rashard Mendenhall here. It is a toss up between wr and rb and any fantasy owner worth his proverbial salt knows a rb here is more valuable than a wr, even in this league.

3. Guns. I really do think the Commish is trying to accumulate the first-ever all caucasian fantasy team (where is Mike Alstott when you need him?). But Commish likes to win more. That said, Commish should take Ryan here, but he will not. Commish wants to win now. But he won't. He is old at wr with the likes of Isaac Bruce, Marty Booker, Joey Galloway and Chris Chambers (he is no spring chicken). Commish takes Malcolm Kelly here as he is the highest rated wr in the group.

4. BTR. The team needs help. Much like the Dolphins, there is no one player that will turn this team around. That said, BTR is NOT going to trade down. With Cotchery, Smith and Coles bolstering the wr play (and a possible emergence generated from the move of Williamson to the Jags- he never quite turned into Randy Moss), the team needs a rb badly. The team takes Jonathon Stewart. Matt Ryan is a possibility here as Quinn will not get off the bench this year and Pennington has question marks allover him. But Cutler will most likely start.

5. Off in the Woods. He cannot afford to draft another backup running back or wr. Matt Ryan should go here (makes sense for the young qb to grow with the young team), but he will not as Off is going to start either Bulger or Schaub. But the team needs help everywhere else too. The highest player on the board and DeSean Jackson is the best available. Woods takes him.


6. Top Guns. He still needs help at wr and rb. Felix Jones (best available) comes off the board.

7. Keep It. Plenty of young, unproductive wrs. But, Keep It thinks Limas Sweed is a name for the record books. He takes a chance.

8. Top Guns. Commish needs help. He has picks to take a chance. He takes Mario Manningham at 8 and Matt Ryan at 9 if he cannot make a deal with Frizz for other picks otherwise.

10. Frizz's Boys. Always a prudent drafter, Frizz will take Jamaal Charles as the best available running back at 10 - if he cannot move up.

11. Hanging with Mr Dawley. 1-6 the team is solid. After that, he could use upgrades at rb or wr. Fred Davis is the best available.

12. Top Guns again. Ray Rice.

13. Keep It. Always a fan of the white feature back (currently listed as fb), Keep It would love to take Jacob Hester here. But, he will take his teammate instead. Early Doucet is off the board.

14. Dime. Team is sold up and down. Dime takes best available: Devin Thomas.

That will conclude the first round. Btw, I am still against the March Madness pick.

Disclaimer: GOM picks subject to change based on actual NFL draft.

Woods Drops

Maurice Morris, Justine Gage (tough to let this one go), and Desmond Clark.

Still looking for a trade....

Keep It

Also, Commish - just realized I do not have your current work email. Please update. Send to mbalboa@deloitte.com

Keep It Drops

Koren Robinson, Stephen Gostkowski (sp?).

Woods Here

Looking to trade. lets do this

Peter Griffin?

Wah Wah Wah Wah!!!

Sincerely,

Gerry Herlihy

Response

Well done - apparently I look like anyone with red hair. How do I respond when I don't know who posts things? As Keep It said you have to say who is posting if you're gonna rip on people - cmon now, it's only fair.

-walt

.....

Did Nators win an Oscar??

hey randy!

welcome to dime camp.

Moss, Johnson Megadeal Rocks GOM

11:05 PM Eastern Standard Time -

Co. and Dime have reached a deal that sends Randy Moss to team dime for Calvin Johnson and Chris Henry. Neither GM was available for comment but will be sometime tomorrow as each will hold a press conference discussing the deal.

What went on at Holy Cross this weekend...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnw7wEjZ5vw&feature=related

Russ Casse says fill it up.

this is cal.

The possible emergence of Calvin Johnson. I've written about him before, but I want to talk about him again. Why is the fact that Johnson stands 6-5 so significant? Consider that six of the eight top-ranked fantasy wide receivers stand at least 6-3. Because he was last year's No. 2 overall selection in the NFL draft, we already know Johnson is highly regarded, and his elite size has a lot to do with that. When most secondaries have players standing at 6-0 (or shorter), I can't help but be excited about his development. We could have said the same thing about Mike Williams (6-5) and Charles Rogers (6-3), but I just get a different feeling about Johnson.

Show, Keep It would like to deal (if possible). 508 259 7379.

'Show

Lakeshow how did you get Chad & Jarrett? On Commish's roster post he said BK had them?

-Nators

Lakeshow Roster

Black QB's (it's basically a new position)
Young, Vince
Garrard, David
Russell, JaMarcus

WR's
Cinco, Ocho
Randle El, Antwan
Ginn, Theo
Hester, Devin
Jarret, Dwayne
Henderson, Devery

RB's
Dunn, Warrick
Peterson, 24 Hours
Dayne, Ron
Jones, Orange Julius

TE
Sans

Need a deal. ASAP. I have the shakes.

Woods Here

I have close to 60 guys on my team. Need to trade for draft picks or do some type of 2 for 1 deal. I def have some shitbags who I can drop but would like to make some deals as well. Hit me up at rcdawley35@hotmail.com

Nice One

That was pretty weak

HEY NATORS......

From the Commish

Yea, get off me. If you have more than 13 players on your roster---you need to email me at mccann_sean@ hotmail.com and get your roster down to 13. As for the league site goes, even with a pay league, it will not stay up all year. Also, the commissioners office has open a full blown investigation as to whether or not the Nators videotaped Frizz's walkthrough before this years championship. This picture of an unidentified Nators surfaced, and the commish is said to be none to pleased

Ry Keane and Co
Eli Manning
Kevin Boss
Lee Evans
Willis McGahee
Ahmad Bradshaw
Randy Moss
Plaxico Burress
Braylon Edwards
Jeremy Shockey
Robbie Gould
Ronnie Brown


Team Dime
Carson Palmer
Antonio Gates
Larry Johnson
LaDanian Tomlinson
Lorenzo Booker
Calvin Johnson
Shaun McDonald
Chris Henry
Justin Fargas
Reggie Bush
Reggie Brown
Brodie Croyle
Neil Rackers

Keep It
Peyton Manning
James Jones
Anthony Gonzalez
Edgerrin James
Rudi Johnson
Kellen Winslow
Sidney Rice
Chris Brown
Koren Robinson
Vincent Jackson
Marvin Harrison
Jacoby Jones
Michael Turner
Ricky Williams
Stephen Gostowski


Chuckies Champs
Derek Anderson
Bobby Engram
Mike Furrey
Brandon Marshall
Marshawn Lynch
Heath Miller
Dallas Clark
Kenny Watson
Joshua Cribbs
Adam Vinatieri
DeShaun Foster
Derrick Ward
Jon Kitna


ID4's
Brett Favre
Donald Driver
Matt Leinart
Clinton Portis
Terrell Owens
Hines Ward
Laurence Maroney
Jerious Norwood
Todd Heap
Derrick Mason
Chester Taylor
Terry Glenn


Hangin
Tom Brady
Greg Jennings
Larry Fitzgerald
Maurice Jones Drew
Marion Barber
Wes Welker
Jabar Gaffney
LenDale White
Reggie Williams
Benjamin Watson
Shaun Alexander
Craig Davis
Kurt Warner

Rosters Continued

Top Guns (odds on favorite)
Philip Rivers
Chris Chambers
Joey Galloway
Jamal Lewis
Duece McAllister
Chris Cooley
Arnaz Battle
Thomas Jones
Marty Booker
Jeff Reed
Jason Campbell
Isaac Bruce

Oceans 15
Ben Rothleisberger
Kevin Curtis
Kevin Walter
Steven Jackson
Willie Parker
Tony Gonzalez
Joe Jurevicius
Patrick Crayton
Jason Hanson
Ahman Green
Alge Crumpler
Matt Hasslebeck
Steve Smith NYG


Black Knights
Torry Holt
Chad Johnson
Santonio Holmes
Deion Branch
Travis Henry
Donald Lee
Darrell Jackson
Dwayne Jarrett
David Garrard
Amani Toomer
Fred Taylor
Donovan McNabb
Jerry Porter


Dawlinators
Tony Romo
Marques Colston
Earnest Graham
Ryan Grant
Reggie Wayne
TJ Housmandzadeh
Nate Burleson
Drew Bennett
Javon Walker
Owen Daniels
Cedric Benson
Michael Bush
Tony Hunt
Ladell Betts

From ICOM (some people really need to post who is writing what i.e. you cannot call someone out and then not say who made the post):

I know I have said it time and time again, but one of my favorite aspects of the League of Get off Me has to do with the name edits/changes. I have always been one for keeping the original name of the team - to build a foundation of a solid franchise (not neccessarily a team/winner) - Dawlinators (Stalinators for two weeks; bad example) for example. With that said, I think the name changes are great, too.

I just recently noticed a few worth noting.

BTR - This guy has changed his team name more times than ODB changed his name (my personal favorite being ODB). He has gone from the GOM Champions (very original) through various changes to arrive at Born to Run. Then, in an effort to appeal to the younger, 'hip-hop' crowd, the higher ups decided BTR was as smooth as a Miller Genuine Draft. Here's to you BTR!

Chuck's Champs - Formerly known as Chuckie's Champs. Minimal change you say. I disagree. As we all know, Chuck was kicked out of the league circa 2005/6. There was an effort to replace him with a laundry list of candidates. Instead, the commissioner, being his usual, political self, decided to let Chuckie re-enroll in the league as part of a 1 team detraction and 3 team expansion (personally, ICOM will never understand). In an effort to clean-up his prior performance, Chuckie thought a new name (but still keeping with the tradition of old) would give his team a new look, and maybe, make the other owners forget about the past.

As an aside, I was skeptical about letting Chuck back into the league after his horrible 6 week performance with 0 posts, 0 moves and 0 wins - let us call it the Chuckie Champ Hat Trick (following the Gordie Howe format). But, all has been forgiven and Chuckie, with his new name and new team, won me over, as well as the rest of the GOM.

Also, it was noted that maybe Chuckie's team name never changed at all - but I needed something to write about.

And, last but not least - the eldest McCann Brothers. I do not give Kevin a lot of credit, but ID4s have been that way for quite a while; which is more than I can say for the Top Guns (formerly the Rounders, hell, I can't even remember the rest of the names) and the Black Knights (there have been so many changes - I just plain forgot).

This might seem like the middle of the post, but I am done. TBC???

Keep It

Rosters

Off In the Woods
Matt Schaub
Roy Williams
Derek Hagan
Maurice Morris
Donte Stallworth
Andre Davis
Justin Gage
Marc Bulger
Frank Gore
Kenny Irons
Carnell Williams
Robert Meachem
Desmond Clark
Greg Olsen
Andre Johnson
Brandon Jacobs


BTR
Jay Cutler
Steve Smith
Laverneus Coles
Kevin Jones
DeAngelo Williams
Vernon Davis
Santana Moss
Brady Quinn
Troy Williamson
Jerrrico Cotchery
Mike Nugent
Sinorice Moss
Chad Pennington

Lakeshow
Vince Young
Antwaan Randle El
Anquan Boldin
Ron Dayne
Warrick Dunn
Devin Hester
Ted Ginn Jr
Leon Washington
Adrian Peterson MINN
Devery Henderson
Matt Spaeth
Julius Jones
Jamarcus Russell
Alex Smith
Mason Crosby

Frizz's Boys
Drew Brees
Roddy White
Ronald Curry
Brian Westbrook
Joseph Addai
Jason Witten
Dwayne Bowe
Selvin Young
Bernard Berrian
Mark Clayton
DJ Hackett
Brandon Jackson
Kenton Keith
Dominic Rhodes
Nick Folk

Draft Order

1
Co (Off In the Woods)
2
Chucks Champs (BTR)
3
Guns (Off) (TGs) (BK's) (Dime) (Lake)
4
BTR (Co) (Top Guns)
5
Off (Top Guns) (Nators) (Oceans 15)
6
Top Guns (CC's) (Black Knights)
7
Keep it
8
Top Guns (Chuckies Champs)
9
Guns (Off) (Black Knights) (ID4's)
10
Frizz's Boys
11
Hangin With (Off)(Dime)
12
Guns (Off) (BK's) (Dawlinators)
13
Keep It (Nators) (Hangin)
14
Dime (Nators)(TGs) (BK's) (Co)
15
March Madness


16
Off In the Woods
17
BTR
18
ID4's (Nators) (Oceans)(Show)
19
Top Guns
20
Oceans 15
21
Black Knights
22
Frizz Boys (Keep It)
23
Nators (ID4's) (CC's)
24
Oceans (ID4's)
25
Frizz's Boys
26
Lakeshow (Dime)
27
Top Guns (Dawlinator)
28
Hangin
29
Ry Keane and Co


30
Off In the Woods
31
BTR
32
Lakeshow
33
Top Guns
34
Oceans 15
35
Black Knights
36
Dawlinators (Keep It)
37
BTR (Chuckies Champs)
38
ID4's
39
Frizz's Boys
40
Nators (Team Dime)
41
Oceans 15 (Dawlinators)
42
Hangin
43
Ry Keane and Co


44
Off In the Woods
45
BTR
46
Lakeshow
47
Top Guns
48
ID4's (Oceans 15)
49
Black Knights
50
Keep It
51
Chucks Champs
52
ID4's
53
Frizz's Boys
54
Team Dime
55
Top Guns (Dawlinators)
56
Hangin
57
Ry Keane and Co

Calling out the Commish

Can we get some information on the new site? How about an Excel file with everyones team since there have been a bunch of trades. You can only sit on your thumbs for so long. Come on Commish, you are better then this.

Trade

ID4's get: Terrell Owens, Jerious Norwood, 2nd round pick.

Dawlinators get: Reggie Wayne, Earnest Graham, Ladell Betts.

Need One.

Interesting Findings

Kevin McCann as a child. Hey, looks aren't everything - at least he's done well in the GOM......
Chris McCann & his sick pumpkin pie haircut. It never goes out of style - nice choice
Ryan Keane - the real Prince of Darkness. Don't worry be happy.
Chuckie's Champs with his new "decoration" (a.k.a. something to sit on before bedtime with BK)

Nators Look for Ticket to 2008 Repeat

If all goes to plan, Walton and Co. are hoping for Ronnie Brown and Jessie Chatman to go down with season ending injuries, so they can swipe this guy off waivers to lead them to yet another GOM Championship* Crown. Schlessinger would join Ryan Grant and Aaron Stecker as the most integral pieces to championships during the Dawlinator Dynasty.

Walton Casts His Vote!

AP reports that Walton has already cast his absentee ballot in the presidential election. Because he felt Hillary Clinton was out of contention, the owner of the Dawlinators was quoted as saying he "wants a leader that can run this country like I try to run the GOM."

Thats Just Great.

Can we...

Get the new site up? This blog is amazing but I would like to see just how bad my team will be next year on paper.

Thanks,
BK's

Worst Day of the Year

Welcome to the Worst Day of the year. The day in which the GOM site has officially been taking off Yahoo! Fantasy Sports. God GOM and get it back up.

Myer sets 2008 Co Lineup

With the latest trade getting the OK from the commish, Lane Myer has had some time at the office to set his projected lineup for September.

QB Eli Manning

WR Randy Moss

WR Braylon Edwards

WR Plaxico Burress

RB Ronnie Brown

RB Darren McFadden

TE Jeremy Shockey

W/R Willis McGahee

W/T Lee Evans

K Robbie Gould

Co. officials have been spending their recent days youtubing the likes of Malcolm Kelly and Rashard Mendenhall and haven't ruled out a trade for one of these eventual #1 talents.

Guns Looking To Deal

This picture of Pete Mitchell made the rounds on the celebrity blogs this morning. This is apparently what Mitchell will be doing all week long, so get a hold of him, and make a deal!

Frizz

This is a photograph from the day after the GOM Championship game in which Frizz's Boys lost to the Nators. We're here to help you, Frizz. Just please don't take it out on the people in the chair.

-B.W.

Gold Hit with Sweet Chin Music!

I got nothing.

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!

Russ is ready.

Here's Randy

Co. will be officially fielding offers for Randy Moss starting Sunday, February 17, 2008. 9 am ET.

Ry Keane & Co: The Glory Days

Ocean's Weekend Plans

Whoever did the last post...

Please identify yourself because we just spent the last 10 minutes laughing out loud.

I just don't think that post can be topped, that is until i get photoshop and access to a Mark Dawley facebook page.

Charlie Champion

Best Selling Poster of the Year

Did the Dawlinators go to Cancun for Spring Break?

Charles Trying out for American Gladiators

Chuck spent the weekend trying out got American Gladiators. Chuck did not make it that far though due to the fact he couldnt keep his eyes off the guy next to him...

New 'Nators QB

The Nators have officially signed stud QB Kyle Boller. We love his work ethic, ability to read defenses, and desire to drink 40+ beers before a game. This picture shows what real GOM quarterbacks are about

Who is posting

The best part of this blog is not knowing who posted. All i know is that the Champs are making their presence felt with 3 out of the last 7 posts.

G. Lambeau

Dear God

I don't even wanna know what Hangin & Woods Googled for in the last 2 posts. "Nude men with blankets"?

-Walt

Poster on Bill Waltons Wall

Poster from Hansen's bedroom ceiling

This poster was found in the bedroom of GOM general manager Chris Hanson. When asked by police what this was all about, Hansen simply replied, "What are you doing here?"

Where is Hangin?

Woods received a call from Hangin's team owner, Sting. Sting said he has been very busy touring, having tantric sex with his gross wife, and playing with his mutton chops/Fonz sideburns so he could not pay as much attention to the GOM. He did send along these photos of him touring and showing off the burns...

Leave Walton Alone

New GOM Franchise Owner?

Straight to DVD!

Fights in Oceans 15 camp?

Hot off the rumor mill: The Co-GM's of Oceans 15 have been butting heads over who has dibs on the teams newly hired head cheerleader. The most interesting part about this mystery women is that she is the ex-girlfriend of fellow GM Bill Walton.

Don't Forget This Key to the Puzzle!